abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: connorsbod)

I told one of my members at the gym to have a good work out. He turned around, thought for a second and replied with “you know, it’s kind of like packing to go camping. It really sucks until you get there”. Sir, your analogy is genius. 

tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

brandnewswastikas:

Here’s a good drinking game.

Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.

(Source: heckacute)